Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?
♥ metade Brasileira & half American
♥ keep it classy, never trashy, just a lil' nasty
♥ writer, baker, candlestick maker, people saver, thing hunter, twixter, minion, slytherin, potterhead.
♥ equal opportunity offender. I go after everyone.
♥ demisexual/pansexual. It's kind of fluid.
♥ I'm not just a normal mister, I'm such a gorgeous hipster... don't look at me like I said something heinous. You're all too mainstream for me, just wait some time and you'll see... my dream is to turn into tumblr famous!
♥ Obviously, 97% of these things are not mine... if someone sees something on here and wants credit for it, I shall attribute it.
♥ This blog is probably NSFW. I used to post more explicit stuff but now I only post stuff that has the same coverage as pasties and cheeky panties.
angel(s) fluttering
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
well fuck. any volunteers? its for my health!
LMFAO OH WELL IN THAT CASE~
Well then.
no way this has to be fake
Soo swallowing cum twice a day can help to prevent breast cancer says North Carolina State University?!?
Guess i’m covered. but i think it’s fake.
(Source: sacredsanctions)
um. someone better start eating fruits on the daily.
Good to know I have a 40% less risk of getting breast cancer…. *wink*
Hahahha that’s awesome
ladies i would like to give my body up to this most outstanding scientfic study!!!! i mean how did they test this???...
You know what, I’m not even gonna comment.
Amazing. Just amazing.
lol .. this is hilarious!! “start swallowin’ girls” ;P
Guess i’m covered. but i think it’s fake.