Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?

♥ metade Brasileira & half American

♥ keep it classy, never trashy, just a lil' nasty

♥ writer, baker, candlestick maker, people saver, thing hunter, twixter, minion, slytherin, potterhead.

♥ equal opportunity offender. I go after everyone.

♥ demisexual/pansexual. It's kind of fluid.

♥ I'm not just a normal mister, I'm such a gorgeous hipster... don't look at me like I said something heinous. You're all too mainstream for me, just wait some time and you'll see... my dream is to turn into tumblr famous!

♥ Obviously, 97% of these things are not mine... if someone sees something on here and wants credit for it, I shall attribute it.

♥ This blog is probably NSFW. I used to post more explicit stuff but now I only post stuff that has the same coverage as pasties and cheeky panties.


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shanobbie:

shhhhjustcome:

howtosuckafuck:

narcolepticninja:

fuckpanda:

well fuck. any volunteers? its for my health!

LMFAO OH WELL IN THAT CASE~

Well then.

no way this has to be fake

Soo swallowing cum twice a day can help to prevent breast cancer says North Carolina State University?!?


Guess i’m covered. but i think it’s fake.

shanobbie:

shhhhjustcome:

howtosuckafuck:

narcolepticninja:

fuckpanda:

well fuck. any volunteers? its for my health!

LMFAO OH WELL IN THAT CASE~

Well then.

no way this has to be fake

Soo swallowing cum twice a day can help to prevent breast cancer says North Carolina State University?!?

Guess i’m covered. but i think it’s fake.

(Source: sacredsanctions)

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  3. kathyisboring reblogged this from weenie-hut-jrs and added:
    um. someone better start eating fruits on the daily.
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  7. bearcho reblogged this from megconns and added:
    Good to know I have a 40% less risk of getting breast cancer…. *wink*
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  12. gazolinequeen reblogged this from mikhell and added:
    Hahahha that’s awesome
  13. mikhell reblogged this from swingjugend and added:
    ladies i would like to give my body up to this most outstanding scientfic study!!!! i mean how did they test this???...
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    You know what, I’m not even gonna comment.
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  26. kingofplanets reblogged this from angelswithvertigo and added:
    Amazing. Just amazing.
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  30. survivingthedays reblogged this from asexualfantasy and added:
    lol .. this is hilarious!! “start swallowin’ girls” ;P
  31. dancing-juice reblogged this from fuckyeahshanobie and added:
    Guess i’m covered. but i think it’s fake.